Michael Moore is an idiot

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:07 pm

things are getting better, but i will have died of old age before i break 20k again. And it would take a million years before my income would be high enough to make women stop ignoring me.

I would love to repeat what my ex did, i kind of wish i didnt purge our mutual friends after the divorce so i could know how she acted when i wasnt around. Clearly the person that sat around stuffing her face and screaming bloody murder every time i did the slightest thing is not who she was elsewhere.

Although a quick death seems to be the best option in my case. All the good things in life have already been taken by other people.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:30 pm

That is totally not the best option.

1. Find a friend who's in a similar situation

2. Become roommates (and thus be able to afford a decent place)!

3. Play Mario kart/Smash brothers all the time.

You need to stop worrying about women so much. I believe it was the great philosopher Jay-Z who once said "I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, if you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son."

Or perhaps you'd rather draw from the street poet Snoop Dogg (or Ben Folds), who quoth "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

You don't need a woman to be happy; sex is fun but it isn't the end-all be-all. Just get a roomie for a while and stick it out. A non-shitty roomie. For the love of God get a non-shitty roomie.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:29 pm

That you think that's a Jay-Z song makes me CRY.
You neo-hiphop baby.

The great poet Ice Cube first laid down that smooth rhyme.
Jay-Z is just a lame-ass cover artist.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:09 pm

To be honest, I had to google it to found out who rapped (is that what you call it?) those lyrics. Jay Z was the first hit, so I just kinda assumed it was him.

It's kind of awesome that Ice Cube said that. All I remember him from is those children's movies and Anaconda.

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:20 pm

will a non-shitty roomate get me a butter job? Everything is hinging on getting out from under the 150 a month that the student loan people want and they call me five times a day to make sure i dont forget that i am their personal bitch. I hate being too stupid to have a real job.

angelfromanotherpin · Post by **angelfromanotherpin** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:45 pm

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:will a non-shitty roomate get me a butter job?

I'm going to assume that this is a sex act. Possibly to make fun of Norway. Please no-one post anything to disabuse me of the notion.

Kaelik · Post by **Kaelik** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:01 pm

Why are we even humoring Count with conversation when he's clearly drunk off his ass.

Unlike PR, Count does use proper capitalization, punctuation, and spelling. Except when drunk.

1) Stop spending money on booze.

2) Have more money.

3) Use money to bribe friend into roommate situation.

4) Abuse friends trust and mooch hard. But still no drinking.

5) Get a better job when you are less haggard looking, it won't be cream of the crop, but interviews go better when you look like someone not run down in the shitter.

Pseudo Stupidity · Post by **Pseudo Stupidity** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:39 pm

It takes an impressive drunk-dar to tell that he's drunk over the Internet.

Kudos.

As an interesting note, my grammar seems to improve the more drunk I become. I got tanked in college and ended up going down the female section of the dorms, writing haiku's on every whiteboard I saw and signing them as "the haiku bandit."

I must disagree with the "abuse friend's trust and mooch hard" step, getting a roommate makes it so you can live on 15k a year pretty comfortably.

Edit: Comfortably meaning you'll have your own room, a shared living area, internet connection, electricity and still be able to spend small amounts of money on fun things. Even more if you go college-diet like a champ and eat stir fry or pasta for every meal.

Count Arioch the 28th · Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:29 pm

ah-ha! I am not drunk. I am posting from my cell phone. Not used to posting from a keypad. The phone was free if anyone asks.

I actually can't afford to drink right now. But i am starting to see the use of taking advantage of people. All being a nice guy has gotten me is poor alone and hungry. Screw'em.

DSMatticus · Post by **DSMatticus** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:20 pm

sabs wrote:That you think that's a Jay-Z song makes me CRY.
You neo-hiphop baby.

The great poet Ice Cube first laid down that smooth rhyme.
Jay-Z is just a lame-ass cover artist.

Have you gone senile, old man? Ice Cube is an actor, not a rapper.

Meikle641 · Post by **Meikle641** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:34 am

Count Arioch the 28th wrote:will a non-shitty roomate get me a butter job? Everything is hinging on getting out from under the 150 a month that the student loan people want and they call me five times a day to make sure i dont forget that i am their personal bitch. I hate being too stupid to have a real job.

I've been told that you can demand to have them only send you notifications via mail, should you tell them. And supposedly they have to do that. I think that may have been in Canada, but it's worth a shot.

For a year my family was being harassed 5-11 times a day by an agency like that. Sadly, we never though to try that.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:06 am

Credit/loan people don't really pay much attention to laws (which are basically written by credit/loan people, anyway).

I remember when my restaurant went under, I'd get calls repeatedly asking me to pay back loans on things I'd never purchased. It didn't matter that they could never produce my signature, or could not tell me what I purchased, or could not tell me who I purchased from....they just kept calling and calling and calling and asking for the money (somewhere I still have the recordings).

After like 2 years of patiently documenting and writing, they finally did send me a letter acknowledging they were in error, at least....not that it helps much for student loans, which are even more ridiculous.